thewhitesettler: Hmm, I'm no Fraud, I'm also no David Beckham, or George W. Bush, or Ghandi, or Amy Winehouse, or John McCain, or, no I think I could be here for ever telling you all the people that I'm not, and I've lost my train of thought
thewhitesettler: What train?
thewhitesettler: My train of thought
thewhitesettler: And what platform does that train leave from then?
thewhitesettler: I think that it may have already left the platform
thewhitesettler: Where does the train go?
thewhitesettler: Oh it takes a long slow path through my mind, and the journey is not for the young, or those with a nervous disposition
thewhitesettler: Does it have one of those "Height Lines"? You know if you're not as tall as this line you can't travel on this train?
thewhitesettler: No, but it could have. I think that I don't want to start discriminating against anyone, there's enough of that sort of thing in the real world, without it spreading into my mind.
thewhitesettler: Yeah, but, I've been inside your mind, and it's not a pretty place.
thewhitesettler: Well, so what, I bet your mind is not in any better condition than mine.
thewhitesettler: Maybe you need to get a visit from the Queen, you know London Lizzie?
thewhitesettler: Yes, I see where you're coming from with this. If I was to get a visit from the Queen, in my mind, then I'd maybe get a Government Grant to tidy up my mind.
thewhitesettler: Yes that's it, and you'd have to give it (your mind) a coat of paint, because the Queen thinks that the whole world has a smell of pain, and we wouldn't want her to think that your mind wasn't a part of the world now, would we?
thewhitesettler: The Queen thinks that the whole world has a smell of pain?
thewhitesettler: No that was a typo. I should have typed paint, instead of pain, OK?
thewhitesettler: Well we've all done thio odd typo here and there at some point or other, so no problem.
thewhitesettler: You just did one there
thewhitesettler: Where?
thewhitesettler: Quote "Well we've all done thio odd typo" should that not have been we've all done the odd typo?
thewhitesettler: Yes, yes, you're right, no need to rub it in though, for goodness sake.
thewhitesettler: I was just pointing out something, you're a bit touchy this morning
thewhitesettler: I was alright until you started all this chatting stuff with you
thewhitesettler: That doesn't make sense
thewhitesettler: OK another blooming typo. I'll admit it, I'm not perfect.
thewhitesettler: Far from it.
thewhitesettler: Oi, watch it, you're starting to get a bit too cheeky.
thewhitesettler: Oh I am soooo sorry, I was just agreeing with you
thewhitesettler: Well don't agree with me again then
thewhitesettler: I won't then
thewhitesettler: Right I'm off
thewhitesettler: Past your sell-by-date are you then?
thewhitesettler: No I am not, and well you know that. I'm in the prime of my life
thewhitesettler: So what is your definition of "prime" then
thewhitesettler: Questions, questions, what's with all the questions?
thewhitesettler: Define prime!
thewhitesettler: Why?
thewhitesettler: Because?
thewhitesettler: Because what?
thewhitesettler: Because you said that you were in your prime, and I, as your other half should know?
thewhitesettler: Right I'll go and get a Dic for you
thewhitesettler: I don't need your Dic
thewhitesettler: No no no, Dic is short for Dictionary
thewhitesettler: Oh that explains a lot of things
thewhitesettler: Yes well, back to defining prime
thewhitesettler: Well go and get your Dic then
thewhitesettler: OK I can't find it
thewhitesettler: How big is your Dic?
thewhitesettler: It's quite big, bigger than most, and I've got more than one Dic
thewhitesettler: Oh lucky you
thewhitesettler: oh heck there's lots of definitions of prime
thewhitesettler: Well come on, give us them
thewhitesettler: No just wait until I find one that suits my prime, which I'm in
thewhitesettler: Oh I like these definitions- 1) chief, most important. 2) first rate, excellent. There you go then that's me then.
thewhitesettler: What?
thewhitesettler: I'm in my prime.
thewhitesettler: So you're in your chief, most important, first rate, excellent of your life then?
thewhitesettler: That doesn't really make sense, but neither does chatting to yourself so Cheery....