Thewhitesettlers Thoughts

Round, Round, I Get Around

2008-11-14T12:49:25+01:00

thewhitesettler: I'm around
thewhitesettler: Around what?
thewhitesettler: Around here
thewhitesettler: So?
thewhitesettler: So what?
thewhitesettler: Are you a politician?
thewhitesettler: No, are you?
thewhitesettler: Stop anwering questions with a question, that's what politicians do
thewhitesettler: Oh is it?
thewhitesettler: Yes
thewhitesettler: Oh yes I see what you mean now
thewhitesettler: About time too
thewhitesettler: What do you mean by that?
thewhitesettler: It's just that, sometimes, not all the time, you're very slow on the up-take
thewhitesettler: What?
thewhitesettler: You don't always understand things first time around
thewhitesettler: And you do like?
thewhitesettler: Sometimes yes
thewhitesettler: So is that the sometimes, not all the time, sometimes?
thewhitesettler: Possibly, but that would mean that
thewhitesettler: I don't ever get anything right first time around
thewhitesettler: You took the words write out of my mouth, even though we were not kissing
thewhitesettler: Are you talking to yourself here?
thewhitesettler: I'm talking to you, aren't I?
thewhitesettler: I am you, and you are me, and that's how it always will be
thewhitesettler: Maybe, but in the future they may be able to do brain transplants, and as we are giving all or any of our organs away, once we're dead, of course
thewhitesettler: Then we'll give our brain to someone?
thewhitesettler: Yes, that's about right, however, if they can split the brain in two, and give one half to one person, and the other half, to another poor sod
thewhitesettler: I'll miss you
thewhitesettler: I'll miss you too
thewhitesettler: Fancy a coffee?
thewhitesettler: Yes
thewhitesettler: OK then come on
thewhitesettler: Cheers...

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Oooh Aaah

2008-11-13T16:19:51+01:00

I hang my head in shame
There's no-one else to blame
My posts seemed very tame
Perhaps they're all the same?
For me it's all a game
I'm not searching for fame
These words are pretty lame
Red hot posts can inflame
I perhaps can be rude
So don't be in a mood
I'll promise to be good
No photo's in the nude
A twelve inch piece of wood
Does what a ruler should
Only naughty girls would
If only we all could
Try to be understood
Look at the cost of food
Wage demands don't include
Spinsters being too prude
Life is a like a rainbow
Pretty colours all in a row
They soon fade then just go
Some are strong some mellow

Do we need all the oil and gas
Can we tell the future from the past
We don't need to be living so fast
We don't know how long we will last

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Chat Room

2008-11-13T16:07:23+01:00

thewhitesettler: Hmm, I'm no Fraud, I'm also no David Beckham, or George W. Bush, or Ghandi, or Amy Winehouse, or John McCain, or, no I think I could be here for ever telling you all the people that I'm not, and I've lost my train of thought
thewhitesettler: What train?
thewhitesettler: My train of thought
thewhitesettler: And what platform does that train leave from then?
thewhitesettler: I think that it may have already left the platform
thewhitesettler: Where does the train go?
thewhitesettler: Oh it takes a long slow path through my mind, and the journey is not for the young, or those with a nervous disposition
thewhitesettler: Does it have one of those "Height Lines"? You know if you're not as tall as this line you can't travel on this train?
thewhitesettler: No, but it could have. I think that I don't want to start discriminating against anyone, there's enough of that sort of thing in the real world, without it spreading into my mind.
thewhitesettler: Yeah, but, I've been inside your mind, and it's not a pretty place.
thewhitesettler: Well, so what, I bet your mind is not in any better condition than mine.
thewhitesettler: Maybe you need to get a visit from the Queen, you know London Lizzie?
thewhitesettler: Yes, I see where you're coming from with this. If I was to get a visit from the Queen, in my mind, then I'd maybe get a Government Grant to tidy up my mind.
thewhitesettler: Yes that's it, and you'd have to give it (your mind) a coat of paint, because the Queen thinks that the whole world has a smell of pain, and we wouldn't want her to think that your mind wasn't a part of the world now, would we?
thewhitesettler: The Queen thinks that the whole world has a smell of pain?
thewhitesettler: No that was a typo. I should have typed paint, instead of pain, OK?
thewhitesettler: Well we've all done thio odd typo here and there at some point or other, so no problem.
thewhitesettler: You just did one there
thewhitesettler: Where?
thewhitesettler: Quote "Well we've all done thio odd typo" should that not have been we've all done the odd typo?
thewhitesettler: Yes, yes, you're right, no need to rub it in though, for goodness sake.
thewhitesettler: I was just pointing out something, you're a bit touchy this morning
thewhitesettler: I was alright until you started all this chatting stuff with you
thewhitesettler: That doesn't make sense
thewhitesettler: OK another blooming typo. I'll admit it, I'm not perfect.
thewhitesettler: Far from it.
thewhitesettler: Oi, watch it, you're starting to get a bit too cheeky.
thewhitesettler: Oh I am soooo sorry, I was just agreeing with you
thewhitesettler: Well don't agree with me again then
thewhitesettler: I won't then
thewhitesettler: Right I'm off
thewhitesettler: Past your sell-by-date are you then?
thewhitesettler: No I am not, and well you know that. I'm in the prime of my life
thewhitesettler: So what is your definition of "prime" then
thewhitesettler: Questions, questions, what's with all the questions?
thewhitesettler: Define prime!
thewhitesettler: Why?
thewhitesettler: Because?
thewhitesettler: Because what?
thewhitesettler: Because you said that you were in your prime, and I, as your other half should know?
thewhitesettler: Right I'll go and get a Dic for you
thewhitesettler: I don't need your Dic
thewhitesettler: No no no, Dic is short for Dictionary
thewhitesettler: Oh that explains a lot of things
thewhitesettler: Yes well, back to defining prime
thewhitesettler: Well go and get your Dic then
thewhitesettler: OK I can't find it
thewhitesettler: How big is your Dic?
thewhitesettler: It's quite big, bigger than most, and I've got more than one Dic
thewhitesettler: Oh lucky you
thewhitesettler: oh heck there's lots of definitions of prime
thewhitesettler: Well come on, give us them
thewhitesettler: No just wait until I find one that suits my prime, which I'm in
thewhitesettler: Oh I like these definitions- 1) chief, most important. 2) first rate, excellent. There you go then that's me then.
thewhitesettler: What?
thewhitesettler: I'm in my prime.
thewhitesettler: So you're in your chief, most important, first rate, excellent of your life then?
thewhitesettler: That doesn't really make sense, but neither does chatting to yourself so Cheery....

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